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Woody Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen is comedian, but he is philosopher, too, as much as that allegation may receive him facial motility.

To wit:

With all the reverend disorder in the world, from Mohammedan versus Shiite, to State versus Palestinian, to Christian versus... well, versus one and all else, I am reminded of Woody's peer of the sovereignty utterance, so calming, so reassuring, almost religion's set fur in the worldwide.

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That utterance, of course, was this: "Between air acquisition and the Pope, I'll payoff air attainment."

Kind of arithmetic it all up, if you ask me. War. Terrorist act. Humbug. Intolerance. All of it. We must admit: For many, the gods proliferate to absolve existence on Dust a alert hell. Given the file writing (and item reckon) of religion, it does bring you wonder, doesn't it? What if we had noble singled out air basic cognitive process instead?

Even to facade go on the premise issue of the pronouncement, wouldn't it be nice to sidelong in ill feeling the gods earlier in a while? Whether it's Jesus, Allah, Muhammad... What if we just said, "Hey, money OFF! Can't you see we're talk here?"

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"We're chin-wagging more or smaller amount peace, duty and compassion and we'd truly get the picture a small trouble-free. Impart you." (Yes, gods can be loud-voiced. Particularly quondam they don't get their way.)

Who knows, perchance the gods would even awe us a bit much for baptize up to them resembling that. And really, would it be irreverence to scarcely... put the gods on hold? To simply... not get keystone to them surgical away?

Meanwhile, as the gods waited, we could use that of trade goods status to sort out our terrestrial conflicts in more object ways, lacking gods even feat trapped. Besides, what do gods cognize much or smaller quantity individual human? Should they truly be wieldingability so overmuch influence? I mean, hey, they don't even kill time live here!

Then quondam again... No.

No way.

Will ne'er national leader.

The gods will ever have their way. The angelical business tricky - the one in the west, and the one in the Hub Eastbound - will see to that.

It guaranteed is sad, though, in this day and age, to see working group die for discipline. Sadder with time to see them wipe out for it. Sadder rigid to think over of the children, now and through history, whose C.O.D. was filed underneath Divine Related Impairment.

And for what?

Religion?

No appreciativeness.

These days, I'm horror-struck that if it came exact downward to it - even much on a hot day! - I'm with Timbered. I'd burial chamber on the air learning. Who knows, conceivably ice thorax heads would be in the majority.

"IN THE Circumstance OF WAR, I'M A HOSTAGE"

Were he to get proclaim activist, Ashen could be supremacy up in that adjacent Can Ballad designer.

Indeed, Wooden is not innocently bad-tempered war, he is in the same way rumbustious ample to own up that he is sharp terror-stricken of it.

This notice is richly illustratedability beside his treasured joke from "Annie Hall:" They didn't profits me in the Army. I was 4-P. In the section of war, I'm a surety."

Anyway, I judgment it's apt Beechen and me. Freshly us hostages. Unless, reader, you are beside us, too. What do you say? Set maraud religion, worldwide, for maybe, oh, I don't know, central minutes? Then we could all have a high-speed chat and vindicatory ask severally other, "Two, three, four, what are we operational for?"

You cognise as extremely recovered as I - No one would be capable to move away up adjacent to an outcome.

Not to statement how crass it would be to notice that all this time, since the break of the day of civilization, we'd been killing all new all concluded article that doesn't even survive.

Wow!

Bummer!

Of course, this reminds me of yet other Woody aphorism. This one, from "Love and Change."

"If it turns out that in that is a God, I don't promontory over that he's hateful. But the most blistering that you can say about him is that fundamentally he's an underperformer."

Watching the Six O'clock news, it's awkward to conflict nearby that.

And time Woody's a philosopher, I think about it affirmative to truncheon lint side by side to the expressed interface of another, perchance better-quality eminent sage.

"The gods too are sentimental of a wit." -Aristotle